He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
Please, let me fuck your mom
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
Just bought lingerie with the intention of wearing it as a shirt. It's going to be that kind of weekend.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
Bruh, I wanna absorb into the deck.
I wanna become a plank.
God I love xanex.
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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