They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
it actually wasnt that awkward...i planned on saying hello and walking away..then she asked if i wanted to go to lunch and i looked at her chest and said absolutely
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
we decided to do a scavenge hunt for ourself for when we walked back to our apartments. We hid taco bell behind some bushes. I think they are still good.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I tried to be mean but not so mean that he won't bone me next weekend
i warned you not to do dabs 20 minutes before graduation. You never listen
I couldn't break up with him while I was wearing a Hakuna Matata shirt.
im looking at the positives. number one it stopped me from hooking up with vince infront of his girl, number two it gave me something to do instead of throwing up and number three i fuckin rocked his world
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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