Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
I'm potentially being cockblocked by Old Man Winter. What the fuck did I do to piss off an entire season?
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
It's such a sad loss when a hot guy finds Jesus and grows a neckbeard
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