Well you will be happy to know that aaron carter hit on me
The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
Pregnant only lasts nine months, being hot takes way longer to go away. So yes, I will continue to hit on the hot pregnant girl.
..But I'm still alive. And thats the main thing
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
He called out my ex's name during sex.
Alex is a pretty common unisex name.
It was the same Alex. I asked.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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