I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
Hey man, sorry I chased you around the house with a small table.
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
I just lit a candle in my room using axe and a lighter, that's how bored I am. Let's get schwasted.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
I was going to say "wearing plaid doesn't make you gay, I wear plaid!" but then... heavy sigh
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
Are you drunk texting me again or are you just being your regular stupid self?
yes
I was so high last night I honestly think my tears were medicinal
I passed out in your bed last night...there maybe a snickers and twix bar under your pillow
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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