I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
That's what happens when you park you car under a perfectly good balchony I can puke off of
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
Handcuffed our DD to a naked stripper don't think he will try to sneak out
He can pick locks you know
That's the reason for the naked stripper
I'd marry him just to keep his penis in the country
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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