I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
Im in your car brotha dog. Its was unlocked, so im gonna sleep in it. well i mean i think its your car be your car.
I spent the whole weekend building houses out of popsicle sticks for my bowls. How was your weekend?
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
We told you to go get more fire wood and you came running back with a log that was on fire, not drunk at all.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Finally had sex in the new kitchen. Burnt the hamburgers and hit myself in the face with the freezer door. Worth it.
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
Randomize
