I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
Princesses don't give blow jobs
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
Let's FaceTime each other while we shotgun beers
of all the things that should kill me, scurvy wont be one of them
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
I woke up with my winter coat on, next to a polaroid of me, her and a swan...so no I don't remember our conversation.
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