Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
I just had a dude tell me how he got fired from friendly's for tripping a kid and followed the story with "If i'm gonna do it, I do it big."
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Reached a new low last night. Passed out. With my pants down. On the toilet. At ihop. Waitress had to wake me up.
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
He shit in the fireplace
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
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