yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
3 inches of snow, below zero windchill and i just saw a dude in a wrangler with no doors, shorts a beanie and burton snow goggles. God i love college in colorado
Im really high right now and the vending machine is broken and giving out free candy. Please kill me, my life will never get better than this
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Just flooded the bathroom while masturbating in the shower. Managed to squeege most of it up. Desperately need to get laid.
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
As i looked at his penis, it stared back into my soul. No more drinking games.
Just seen a lady with the back of her head shaved and the rest of her hair in a pony tail like a sumo wrestler with a 6 inch glass dolphin hair clip. Nothing is going to ruin my day.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Either I'm paranoid or I swear my parents rigged my house so you can never sneak in or have the munchies without being loud.
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
He told me I smelled like peanut butter, pepperoni, and pure unbrieldled passion.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
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