You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
I just got hit in the face by an old lady love handle.
I'll trade you a raw potato for some vodka
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
That was the night, like, my hair caught on fire...
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
I FEEL LIKE HILARY MUST FEEL WHEN TRUMP MANSPLAINS AT HER
you face planting the wall was epic
did you at least save my tooth
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
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