you dont know how to answer ppls txts anymore?!?
im sorry, i don't get text messages.
carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
I hate how you keep a running list of people who have seen me naked.
yeah that always happens. i'm like the where's waldo of parties. i never even know where the fuck i'm at.
I'm eating Doritos that I crushed up n put in a cup so I only have to chill minimally.
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
No, you made a silk sheet toga and held up a dildo calling yourself "The Statue of Puberty". People made pilgrimages from the other party down the block to see you.
How do we have all these hot friends who we never do body shots off of
You lost me at unexpected butt stuff. Everything else I would probably do.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
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