where are you
in your bedroom
how did you get in
your wife…
WTF
Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
we banged on the home plate. i wasnt even aware of the significance of where we were until afterwards hahaha
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
She's like a connoisseur of porn. Her collection has things in it I never even knew existed. She even has an Italian batman porno. Where has she been all my life?
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
It felt like a sumo wrestler slapped me. With a wet hand. 8 times in a row.
I just put on underwear fresh outta the dryer and it's like tiny Angels are giving them warm supportive hugs all over
Probably not. Getting pulled over and puking my guts out on the side of the road in front of the cop and him making fun of me, was not my finest moment. Plus I lost my debit card.
I mean his penis was perfect in pictures but its even more perfect inside me
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