Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
I woke up this morning and saw that I had transferred $0.75 from my savings account to my checking account.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
Walk of Shame today included voting.
There are a bunch of guys at the door looking for the guy you brought back to the condo...pretended not to speak English. You're welcome.
Nope she woke up in a hotel room alone on 55th street. A guy in a lamborgini gave her a ride this morning. She was walking barefoot home
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Idk if my headache is from the alcohol, the pot brownies, or being dragged down 8 flights of stairs by my ankles because i passed out in the 12th floor girls bathroom by you. Probably a combo of all three.
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
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