with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
No more parties with babies... I can't do that again.
why do married chicks ALWAYS cry after?
I was just told by a cop that my party was the most epic party they ever crashed
just put a funnel in my mouth and pour the tequila in with a little emergen-c
If I die on my trip, you're my chosen person. Nightstand-vibrators. Computer-iphoto naked pictures. I hope you feel honored.
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
WTF DOES CAROLINE HAVE GLASS IN HER FACE
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
He is obviously into the really short sex we have.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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