didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
Dude just slipped a $20 into the jukebox at that restaurant we were escorted out of last Mardi GRAS. Hope they enjoy Justin Bieber's Baby cause they're gonna hear it 40 fucking times.
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
He's in the hospital yelling at his brother to at least have stuck something "normal" up his ass.
Again?
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
That awkward moment when your boyfriend tries to have sex with his go pro on #hdporn
You could see the bone sticking out of his shin and he insisted he was "just gunna walk it off"
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