Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
The brazilian leg lock that the stripper put me in was definitely the highlight of the night
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
In my drunk state I was like I ONLY HAD SEX WITH SOMEONE ELSE BECAUSE HE WAS THE HOTTEST GUY IVE EVER EVEN SEEN
In my dream I had to eat so many peanut butter and Nutella sandwiches
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
I'M OFFICIATING THIS WEDDING. HOLY SHIT.
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