party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
when I woke up I found a half-eaten cherry toaster strudel sandwich with bacon in the middle.
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
What sexual position says im sorry for your loss?
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
I just got woken up by some Christians who wanted to talk about the bible. ways to make a hangover even worse for a thousand trebek
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
Please tell me you're not home alone watching Glitter.
Can you see in?
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Would you say that skipping class and sitting alone in my room singing One Direction to myself and sobbing is an acceptable way to deal with the break-up
try to milk me bitch
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