My clean wipe streak was ended today by two enchiladas and a can of refried beans. dammit i should have been more cautious. thanks for all ur encouragement and support.
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
...I can smell the alcohol on your breath through that text
I don't know what was up he just kept sitting in his chair smoking weed and watching home movies all night it was weird as fuck.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
He poured champagne on my pussy while he ate me out. I found my unicorn.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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