dude you made out with his girlfriend and stole his credit card to buy more drinks
well when you put it that way, I sound like a terrible person
My insides feel lik shag carpet. It is awesome
Getting blown during the Cavs game doesn't make it any less depressing.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
When did angry sex become our thing?
After the clumsiest day of my life I think it's safe to say my dream of being a ninja is dead. Memorial service with a glass of wine at 8pm
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Like I’ve seen him completely trashed and I’ve also seen him rip shirtsleeves off with his teeth and I can’t tell if I’m intrigued or not
that lady just saw me taking a picture of her baby... It's time to leave.
You is single now. The world is your ass buffet.
that may or may not have been my penis.
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