that's an acceptable place to lick
Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
she just refered to her hymen as "the mrs"
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
I don't think he realizes it but he was stroking the faucet while he was talking to me.
Best part? I know that the likelyhood of this turning into an intimate relationship is like 4.25%
When you pick me up at the airport, please have some sort of drugs on hand.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
WHY DO I KEEP FINDING CHICKEN THROUGHOUT THE HOUSE? GET YOUR ASS HOME NOW!
Banged a guy with 2 broken arms once. Top that
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