At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
It isn't easy. I met him at the gym. He wanted to go out he doesn't drive so I drove and he wanted Dairy Queen where his sister is the manager. This is dating in my 20's
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
That portable toilet under the bed? Turns out it was a tuba. Explains alot.
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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