what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Yessssss I diiiiid! I enjoyed 38% of it. There are 4 qualifications and 2 were good. 1. There is a penis in my vagina (Pass) 2. It's a big penis (Fail) 3. The sex is long and exciting and makes me sweat and have 6 pack abs (fail) 4. I got off (uhhh potential to pass...)
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Something bad happened. I'm just giving you some notice. So you can smoke some pot and hide all sharp items in the house.
Notice how both of our plans for hooking up with these guys involve getting them drunk?
Oh my God, we're like men but with great boobs.
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
you never un-have a 4some
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
I mean, he’s listed as “Andrew DC Threesome” in my phone. THATS HOW I REMEMBER HIM! How is that not the start of a fairytale?
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