forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
I also would have accepted most things ending in "job", erotic favors, and food.
She wants to practice her harmonica skills on my penis
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I just did something so unspeakable in the panera bathroom that their health score dropped 10 points.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Hot dogs and hydrocodine is NOT the combo of champions
Can you bring me the toilet please
Well, you were never considered a shining example of sobriety anyway
I like to send nudes ok? If that's my biggest flaw I think I'm ok
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