Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
no seriously. she's even got the premier of the real L word on her calendar at work. that lesbian.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
Just woke up. Need to shower and fuck. Be there when I'm done disappointing. Should be 30.
Yea...coming from the girl who didn't understand why m&ms and tequila wasn't a "suitable diet"
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
The heaters out again. Makin a fire in thebroke toilet for warmth.
I have a question: does pizza dipped in chili sound good or am I just really high?
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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