party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
The night took a downhill turn when he started using a butter knife as a spoon to drink his cosmo
I literally saw him try to open a beer can with his anus. We need o step up our game.
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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