sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
It got awkward when the girl working at planned parenthood continued to hit on me, after she knew about my STDs.
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
I woke up naked dangling by my feet from the balcony over his foyer. He's officially my new favorite booty call.
I just had a twenty minute discussion about endangered breed dog breeding with an Extremely drunk guy
So many questions...
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
I think we ended 5-7 relationships as well this weekend...so another good stat
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
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