Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
i deep throated a ruler to see what my limit was...
i just did the math...im a product of my mothers birthday sex
Whoever was the last to get in from the chinese firedrill had to pay the dealer.
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
On our way there. Drinking my beer out of a coffee pot. Cuz it's my bday
Licking pop rocks off a stranger's washboard abs and kissing strangers young enough to be my kid. Yeah, it was THAT kind of party last night
WHAT IS PROPER BONG ETIQUETTE FOR WHEN YOU'RE ALONE IN YOUR BATHTUB AND CRYING?
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
You're going to love the baby's room.
I doubt it. I can't have sex there anymore. That severely limits the appeal of the room to me.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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