I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
there are 2 things i love giving: blowjobs & backrubs. how can i tell them that without sounding like a slut
if they reproduce, their children will be the worst quarters players ever
EW EW EW EW THAT PENIS BELONGS TO SOMEONE'S FATHER! THAT PENIS BELONGS TO OUR FRIEND'S FATHER! THAT PENIS HELPED CREATE OUR FRIEND! YOU'RE NOT ALLOWED TO ADMIRE IT!
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Also there's a home game tomorrow and I thought about holding up a sign that says, "I madeout with #64 during orientation week" would that be inappropriate??
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
His roommates are gone so we had sex in every room of the house and watched the wire. What have you done today?
He walked around my apt complex completely naked and started peeing in the maintenance because he thought it was the bathroom. So yeah, pretty drunk.
We were gonna go out drinking tonight but she found out she's pregnant so are you free
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