I'm going to jail i love you
Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
So I heard you only slept with me because you were drunk...is that true?
That depends on who this is.
Today might be the day that I legitimately throw up in my saxophone.
Her thighs are so strong. I thought my head was gonna get crushed when I was eating her out
New term. "Find a husband" fridays. It's like thirsty thursdays, but with a dowry.
I tried to take a photo for proof but couldn't hold my penis, camera, and measuring tape all at the same time.
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
THE STRIPPER HAD A GUN JOHN!
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