well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
His shirt was in the kitchen sink this morning, I'm pretty sure my roommates know.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
A Bum and I jusst hugged. its not even 8 pm.
We established that I was in 5th grade when she was in her final year of grad school. Her daughter is also in 5th grade.
Two people confessed their love to me last night. Drunk is a good color on me
Not as awesome as someone telling you that you have the biggest tits they've ever seen. And they're like 30-something, so they've seen a decent amount of tits in their lifetime.
Dude, I woke up with wet dollar bills in my boxers where did you take me???
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
You can't be mad... I'm letting you jerk off in my parents shower
I added our drug dealer to the quickbooks software babe, he is listed under vendor's as an expense category... money management is such a bitch...
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