Dude?? where did you go after Wildcats last night? Last I heard you went off with one of the girls we danced with?
Negative - This is his GF, Bobby is in Jail for a DUI. Thanks for the info.
She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
I havent jerked off in so long, my dick literally prevented me from rolling over in my sleep this morning. new definition of painful?
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I knew he was a nice guy, because when we switched positions he flipped the mattress so I wouldn't have to lay in a pool of his sweat.
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
It's never too late to be topless.
she's five days sober.....are those consecutive????
5 days not 5 nights... like a bad hotel/vacation deal
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Your cousin just directly asked you for nudes
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
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