I think about you every night.
I'm sorry.
First off: I'm drunk so fuck you. Second: you weren't a bad girlfriend. Tres: thats 3 in spanish. Number 4: fuck 3 Doors Down
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
Can you pick me up a bottle of make-an-ass-of-myself tonight?
Do you want cuervo gold or silver?
Lesson of the night: never take shots out of a bottle you found under a couch in a frat house. I have no idea where I am
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
he's the kind of guy you give a fake number to and he still finds out your real number anyway...
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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