This chick, for whatever reason, has serious "Leave your wife and kids and also break up her young marriage in order to frolick for a good 2 weeks before I realize that she's just like the rest of them and I made a huge mistake and ruined a lot of lives in the process" potential. It's SO INTRIGUING.
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
i need some magic done to my vagina
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
Sometimes I just take my boobs out of my shirt so they can get some fresh air
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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