Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
I drunk wandered into my parents bed and slept between them
i do some of my deepest thinking on my wednesday morning walks of shame
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
"willing to pay anyone fun whos willing to hang out and laugh at my jokes while my friends are MIA" is this to desperate?
I am making it a rule that only people I am comfortable around enough to not have to put a bra on are allowed for Sunday funday. I think that's a good rule for someone who started drinking alone at noon while everyone else here sipped their coffee.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Just burnt my tongue. Not sure if it will help or hurt giving blow jobs
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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