YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
at which point he tried to give himself a prince albert piercing with the stapler on his desk.
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
Can you please reassure him im not a scary or intimidating person? And that really my entire life is a series of completely ridiculous events that have led me here?
On a not really funny at all but kinda brighter note I've gotten really good at texting in hand cuffs
It was like we had a conversation with our eyes.
Was it a good conversation?
It was an awkward, sexual conversation.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
Nana added me on facebook...i think i'll have to call her and warn her about my lifestyle before i confirm her as a friend.
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