My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
turns out I still hate jay leno...even at 10pm.
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
I think one day, after evolution kicks in, my sons will thank me for having a 3rd ball. That's how much sex I'm having.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
Lol i have proven this trip that I can meet a chick and fuck her within 72 hours no matter where she lives
Text me back. Urgent. It is a porta Keep the portal alive.
Is this the acid talking?
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Kid got so high from the brownies he forgot his own name. Welcome to college.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
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