i asked him to tell me something nice and he said "your vagina is really tight."
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
I'm buying a pregnancy test with my lunch money. Classy.
I found a picture of my kindergarten class. Now you can see whose peer pressure I succumbed to.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
found a ham sandwich in the elevator it tasted so hungry and it was still fresh. dont be mad at me. you know you love ham.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
omg he fucking fingered me this morning. and i was just like this is the most awkward alarm clock ive ever had
I judge a person on how well they respect their vaginas... I can tell by the lack of respect she has for hers I dislike her.
Na Im fine, just need to un-grow this vagina I've developed
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
You know its going to be a good day when you have to brush your teeth out of a cup in your room using the vodka and water mixture in your fridge because you're locked out of your restroom
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Also mom is not happy about me telling her how much i want the women sprinters on the Olympics to beat me up
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
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