.....so he has a son. Josh. That is not his roommate
I was actually kinda bummed my STD test came back negative.
That would have been proof he'd slept with the stripper. Lame.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
You wouldnt be able to explain the can of green beans in my mailbox, would you?
He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
I feel my soul being ripped out of my eye sockets
Operation terrify all men while simultaneously make them fall in love with me is going quite swimmingly so far
I smoked then listened to a voicemail from my mom...I ended up yelling at my phone cause she wasn't answering me. Forgot it was a recording.
I've just had my first cup of coffee in a month and I moaned at the first drink and honestly I think this is the most sexual expreiance in 6 months
i just want things to go smoothly
oh they won't lmao
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