Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
drinking colt 45 because lando calrissian told me to
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
how are you gonna miss the world cup? other than the olympics it's our last way to assert our dominance over China after this economic bull shit
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
Yeah I mean I think I need to stop living off of snacks and alcohol
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
I'm so horny right now but I JUST put my fuckin lasagna in the oven
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Please god tell me you aren't pregaming your date alone.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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