I prefer the term 'tenderly watching'
such a stalker...
she wanted to love me. she just didn't know it yet.
I wanna get so fucked up that I try to catch a coyote in a pillowcase, breakdance fight a lion, and send back some toast at Denny's when I see its slightly burnt.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
My hair is short now so it will be easier to give you alot more blow jobs
I'm going to take this text and frame it on my mantle
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I'm ready to get married, then we can lie around watching anime and eating pizza while he rubs baby oil on me
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
Dude 4th of July week was our like 5th anniversary of you sending me dick pics ❤️
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