I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
Oh my god, I hid a wine bottle in my boot.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
You'll get a boner for sure
Way ahead of you. Kinda awkward while paying rent but hey
Nothing says "Good Morning" like Jell-o shots and coffee cakes.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
I am in no place to make rational decisions, but right now i want you inside me
Randomize
