brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
There need to be more gay people on my afternoon soaps.
I am tired of kissing girls with mustaches.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
How the fuck you gonna play love don't cost a thing in a strip club?
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
Apparently swingers are magnetically drawn to me?
You crawled into bed with Bob and started whispering to him about produce.
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
So I FINALLY get to start out a story, "So there I was, naked except for a toboggan hat and handcuffs..."
Randomize
