We're like a lot better than the average bears
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Breakfast is bomb, yo. McDonald's before ten thirty is like Katie Holmes before Tom Cruise.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
I just sold my mom a dimebag. Should I feel scared or sucessful?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
There just aren't enough words in the English language to convey my deep and abiding love of your cock. So I am beefing up on my Portuguese.
My wife ladies and gentlemen! Love ya babe.
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
There's nothing more awkward than going on a beer run with 3 ten year olds....teacher of the year right here!
He fucked me while wearing his night time breathing machine mask. Does this mean I joined the dark side and he is Darth Vader?
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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