So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I got a dollar bill stuffed into my bra on two separate occasions by two separate guys simply for having boobs. I feel like somewhere god is patting himself on te back while pointing at me goin "you're welcome dude." easiest two bucks I ever made.
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Dave used his AAA card to get my car towed to my house so I could get drunk. Evil genius.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
I peed sitting down because I knew standing was a lost cause
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
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