I'm afraid we're only dating because we're too lazy to look for anyone else.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I think she just tried to waterboard me with her vagina.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
I cant believe Lindsay Lohan feels like this every day
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I'm going to replace you with a friend who will be happy when I find a huge penis
I'm gonna take my bong and hot box the pirate ship in the daycare playground.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
kick those bitches in the teeth and tell them mama came to party
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