is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
Donna and I are betting on whether or not you are going to cheat on your boyfriend tonight....I said you wouldnt do it.
You might as well just give her the money now.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I'm on the strip, it's like a mini new years eve. Some girl just got taken away on a stretcher with her meter margarita in her hand claiming it's trophy for being awesome. Damn tourists are lightweights.
I'm pretty sure you can't just waltz into a walk in clinic and ask them to de-baby you.
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
im trying to find a facebook picture of him that doesnt make me regret sleeping with him. its not working
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I can't wait to see you again...not a euphemism, just really looking forward to seeing you. Wanting to fuck you as often as possible just seems implied at this point.
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
apparently I kept repeating I have a to do list this summer and he's on it
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
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