So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
I cant believe that bitch gave me herpes. she said those bumps were just a part of the natural landscape
wait, did she really refer to her vagina as a landscape?
why are you more concerned about her word choice than the fact that I HAVE FUCKING HERPES
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
almost just sent your mom a dick pic. almost.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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