We all just poured out a sip of our drinks for you. One for our pussy whipped homie.
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
ill give you the fast version. Hooked up with 17 year old coworker while housestting for my boss
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Fuck Sunday funday. Fuck real pants. Fuck the sun. Fuck Jameson. Fuck my life. Yes, I am hungover as shit sitting in my office eating bacon.
He told me he doesn't want to fuck anymore because he needs to focus on school. Either he grew a vagina or he's secretly gay, it has to be one of the two.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
We fucked, she finished, high fived me, the pulled a celebratory pack of gushers out of her purse for each of us. I'm going to marry your sister dude.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
He called my vagina his wife... how is that NOT creepy?!
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
AMAZON SELLS SEX SWINGS!
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