There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
you're the one who masterbates every night to the titanic soundtrack
i think im having one of those erections lasting four or more hours
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
I just heard my parents fuck. What. The. Fuck. My rooms right under theirs.. My dad barely even lasted a minute. Im almost ashamed..
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
5% want to drink juice and feel better, 95% just want to touch your butt
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
Every Easter every single one the baby Jesus butt plug comes up
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
Just bought shot glasses from the thrift store. I think the guy buying a winter coat was even judging me.
At least your wife cheated on you. Women will feel bad for you. In a month there will boy bands that are jealous of your dick
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