Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
I wish I had more reasons to start sentences with the phrase, "Here's the thing you've got to remember about cougars ...
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
its fine. mom just made me chug a long island. and made a crying face when i balked. we'll talk tomorrow.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
I woke up spooning with a broom that someone taped a mustache too..i need to stop starting my nights by drinking "hangover" wine.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
What? I'll do just about anything if you give me a sticker.
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