tfor prom could you pick me up wo bottles of champagne and a condom, please?
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
tiger just fucked it up for all of us...she grabbed my phone this morning and started asking questions.
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
theres 5 guys on the side of the road with beads and their shirts off screaming at cars already.
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
My dad got me a charm braclet....his way of trying to support my gayness....
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
My cousin is passed out in my room, so I just masturbated in my walk-in closet. Apparently I get off on danger. Make note of that.
Is biking from my house to 6th street for liquor pitchers a good idea or a bad idea
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
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