Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
Last night i was gna tell u about how i was watching project runway & how i was upset bc they replaced tim gunn & heidi klum. but then i realized that i was watching mythbusters.
True life - we need to smoke together more often
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
it's a little hard to watch the basketball games with my family considering they keep cheering for the guy that i had a one night stand with...
a guy just walked up to us....drank the rest of my beer....and said sorry for my loss before walking away.
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
You brought string cheese to the strip club
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
reminiscing on last night: why the fuck did I feel the need to stand on chairs everytime we took a jello shot?
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