In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
you're in nursing school, now tell me what to do about a burned clit.
she pinky promised me she was 18
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
That's the saddest description of touching yourself I've heard since someone said "I was just lazily rubbing my clitoris while eating Cheetos alone"
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
you were just in my dream and you looked at me and said "Christmas is cold." I think you're wasted even in my dreams.
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