CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
my grandma just told me that size does matter, and don't let anyone tell you anything different.
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
we all took turns holding you up and pretending that you were simba and that we were presenting you to the jungle
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
My yoga ball is now going to be used for actual exercise instead of somewhere to suction cup a dildo
I just had a flashback to me puking and you telling me it was okay because my boobs still looked awesome.
Who's phone is in my pants and why did I wake up clutching a handle of vlad?
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
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