would it be rude to tell a homeless man that he should sell the lebron jersey and brand new nikes he's wearing if he's really that hungry
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
bubblegum was invented today. we're getting drunk. end of story.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
there is a baby dancing on the table amidst the smoke of multiple cigarettes. i want to trade lives with that baby.
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
You went down on Rachel in front me last night. Worst. Brother. Ever.
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
i was enjoying my post acid trip trance a little too much. i found $50 on the sidewalk but didnt pick it up. just stared at the bill cuz it looked cool.
someone picked it up and i stared at the ground where it was for probably another minute or 2
Someone left me hummas on my door step between the hours of 1am-3am
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
U NO SLUT. YOUR HEART IS JUST FREE.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
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